Let’s be honest: some days of the week can seem the same. However, what if Wednesday wasn’t always the same old hump day and Monday wasn’t just Monday? You may make your schedule a source of happiness, amusement, and even romance by giving the days of the week humorous names.
This collection offers more than 500 amusing, naughty, adorable, and imaginative day name ideas that you can use to spice up your planner, post on social media, or just have a good laugh with friends. We have everything you need, from the witty to the charming, from spontaneous Saturday to Thirsty Thursday.
đŻ Why Give the Days Inspiring or Funny Names?
Renaming your weekdays requires a mental change in addition to comedy. This is the reason it works:
Enhances Mood: A simple moniker like “Snooze Sunday” or “Funky Friday” might make you feel better right away.
Enhances Creativity: You can organize themed material, meals, or emotions by giving the days of the week humorous and memorable names.
Breaks the Routine: By giving each day a unique personality, the monotony of daily life is lessened.
Excellent on Social Media: Do you want to interact with your followers? Give the days of the week memorable names in your TikToks, stories, or captions.
Encourages Positivity: A lighthearted name adds a little joy and reduces the tension of the day.
đ Lazy, Chill & Funny Names for Sunday
Sunday is for rest, naps, and slowing down. Try these funny names for Sunday that make you want to hit snooze:
- Snooze-Day
- Siesta Sunday
- Sunday Funday
- Sloth Mode Sunday
- Lazy Daze
- Chillax Sunday
- Snuggle Day
- Do-Nothing Day
- Sundae Sunday (Bring the ice cream!)
- Reboot Sunday
- Pajama Party Sunday
- Soft Serve Sunday
- Stay-in-Bed Sunday
- Cozy-Up Sunday
- Peaceful PJs Day
- Blanket Fort Day
- Recharge Sunday
- Slow-Mo Sunday
- Netflix & Nap Sunday
Snuggle-Bug Sunday
đŒ Funny Monday Name Ideas to Beat the Blues
Nobody likes Monday. But if you rename it, it might just grow on you. These funny and creative names for Monday make the day feel less cruel:
- Mourn-day
- Mayhem Monday
- Move-It Monday
- Motivation Monday
- Makeover Monday
- Monday Reset
- Marvelous Monday
- Monday Madness
- Mindful Monday
- Majestic Monday
- Munchie Monday
- Musical Monday
- Mood-Booster Monday
- Mission Monday
- Miracle Monday
- Mixed-Up Monday
- Magic Monday
- Management Monday
- Momentum Monday
- Mojo Monday
đź Tasty, Playful & Catchy Names for Tuesday
Tuesday often feels like a bridge dayâneither dreaded nor beloved. But itâs prime real estate for creativity.
- Taco Tuesday (of course!)
- Twisted Tuesday
- Take-It-Easy Tuesday
- Travel Tuesday
- Treat Yourself Tuesday
- Thoughtful Tuesday
- Trendy Tuesday
- Tidy-Up Tuesday
- Team-Up Tuesday
- Token Tuesday
- Tech-Free Tuesday
- Tickle-Me Tuesday
- Tranquil Tuesday
- Thrill-Seeking Tuesday
- Treasure Tuesday
- To-Do List Tuesday
- Twinkle Tuesday
- Toasty Tuesday
- Tune-Up Tuesday
- Thrive Tuesday
đ Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alternatives
Wednesday names should break the weekâs monotony. Itâs hump dayâbut it doesnât have to be dull!
- Wacky Wednesday
- Woo-Hoo Wednesday
- Winsome Wednesday
- Wind-Down Wednesday
- Wellness Wednesday
- Whimsical Wednesday
- Wisdom Wednesday
- Welcome Wednesday
- Whistle-While-You-Work Wednesday
- Wave Wednesday
- Whiz Kid Wednesday
- Wonder Wednesday
- Whisper Wednesday
- Wildcard Wednesday
- Watchful Wednesday
- Whirlwind Wednesday
- Wowza Wednesday
- Woot Woot Wednesday
- Work-It Wednesday
- Winning Wednesday
âĄïž Thoughtful, Thankful & Dirty Thursday Names
By Thursday, youâre almost there. Whether youâre staying classy or getting sassy, Thursday name ideas can make things fun.
- Throwback Thursday
- Thankful Thursday
- Therapeutic Thursday
- Thirsty Thursday
- Teamwork Thursday
- Trailblazer Thursday
- Thoughtful Thursday
- Twinkle Thursday
- Titanic Thursday
- Tune-In Thursday
- Theme Thursday
- Tidy-Up Thursday
- Tranquil Thursday
- Tantalizing Thursday (naughty alert)
- Teasing Thursday
- Temptation Thursday
- Throbbing Thursday
- Tequila Thursday
- Thursday Tease
- Torrid Thursday
đ Fabulous & Fun Names for Friday
Letâs face itâFriday is the best. These funny and catchy Friday names will help you celebrate every time it rolls around.
- Freedom Friday
- Feel-Good Friday
- Fab Friday
- Fiesta Friday
- Free-Spirit Friday
- Flashy Friday
- Flavorful Friday
- Footloose Friday
- Film Night Friday
- Frolic Friday
- Funky Friday
- Fresh Start Friday
- Freaky Friday
- Fantasy Friday
- Feast Friday
- Flirty Friday
- Financial Friday
- Friendship Friday
- Freak-Out Friday
- Fast-Track Friday
đ Silly & Sweet Names for Saturday Vibes
The weekend is hereâtime to name it right! Whether youâre adventuring or lounging, these Saturday names will match your mood.
- Sleep-In Saturday
- Spontaneous Saturday
- Sports Saturday
- Shopping Saturday
- Silly Saturday
- Savory Saturday
- Self-Care Saturday
- Sunshine Saturday
- Snack Attack Saturday
- Stream-athon Saturday
- Superhero Saturday
- Sip & Savor Saturday
- Scenic Saturday
- Social Saturday
- Surprise Saturday
- Storytime Saturday
- Serenity Saturday
- Saturday Slayday
- Sizzle & Chill Saturday
- Seek Adventure Saturday
đ„ Dirty Names for the Days of the Week
For those looking to add a bit of spice, these dirty names for days of the week are cheeky, flirty, and fun (perfect for adults-only content or private jokes):
- Naughty Monday
- Tantalizing Tuesday
- Wicked Wednesday
- Thirsty Thursday
- Freaky Friday
- Sinful Saturday
- Saucy Sunday
- Tempting Tuesday
- Wild Wednesday
- Tease Thursday
- Flirty Friday
- Spicy Saturday
- Steamy Sunday
- Kinky Friday
- Lusty Monday
- Mischief Monday
- Teasing Thursday
- Touchy Tuesday
- Sultry Saturday
- Forbidden Friday
đ Sexual Names for the Days of the Week
Planning a themed coupleâs calendar or steamy fiction series? Try these sexual day names that turn the week into a romantic romp:
- Passionate Monday
- Teasing Tuesday
- Wild Wednesday
- Erotic Friday
- Sensual Sunday
- Frisky Friday
- Touchable Thursday
- Seductive Sunday
- Alluring Saturday
- Lustful Monday
- Risqué Wednesday
- Thrilling Thursday
- Kinky Friday
- Spicy Saturday
- Intimate Sunday
đĄ Clever, Creative & Cute Weekday Name Ideas
Looking for something less naughty and more witty? These clever names for the days of the week add charm to calendars and planners:
- Brainstorm Monday
- Twist Tuesday
- Witful Wednesday
- Thesaurus Thursday
- Flash Friday
- Stratagem Saturday
- Smartened Sunday
- Artistic Tuesday
- Inventive Wednesday
- Inspired Sunday
- Dreamy Monday
- Chirpy Saturday
- Blossom Friday
- Purr Thursday
- Snuggle Saturday
- Marshmallow Monday
đ Fantasy-Inspired Names for the Week
Fantasy fans, these names are for your magical calendar:
- Moonday Majesty (Monday)
- Stardew Tuesday
- Elderglim Wednesday
- Thundera Thursday
- Faerie Friday
- Shadowveil Saturday
- Enchantment Sunday
đŁ Multilingual & Historical Day Name Ideas
These old names for the days of the week span cultures and timelines:
- Roman & Latin Names
- Lunae Dies (Monday)
- Martis Dies (Tuesday)
- Mercurii Dies (Wednesday)
- Iovis Dies (Thursday)
- Veneris Dies (Friday)
- Saturni Dies (Saturday)
- Solis Dies (Sunday)
- Norse-Inspired (Old English)
- Moon Day
- Tyrâs Day
- Wodenâs Day
- Thorâs Day
- Friggâs Day
- Saturday
- Sunday
- Hebrew
- Yom Rishon (Sunday)
- Yom Sheni (Monday)
- Yom Shlishi (Tuesday)
- Yom Reviâi (Wednesday)
- Yom Chamishi (Thursday)
- Yom Shishi (Friday)
- Yom Shabbat (Saturday)
- French
- Lundi
- Mardi
- Mercredi
- Jeudi
- Vendredi
- Samedi
- Dimanche
đ· Drinking-Themed Day Names
Perfect for party planners or bar calendars:
- Margarita Monday
- Tipsy Tuesday
- Wine Wednesday
- Thirsty Thursday
- Fizz Friday
- Sangria Saturday
- Sunday Sipper
đ Funny Day Jokes to Make You Laugh
Why was Monday so gloomy? It realized Sunday was taken.
Whatâs Fridayâs favorite dance? The Weekend Shuffle.
Tuesday applied for a new jobâit wanted a better start to the weekend.
Why did Wednesday hit the gym? Itâs working on its core.
Whatâs Saturdayâs best skill? Solving the mystery of sleep.
Sunday called⊠it wants a nap. Again.
Why does Thursday love email? Because itâs one step closer to deleting everything for the weekend!
đ FAQs about the History of Day Names
Where did the names come from?
Most weekday names derive from planetary and mythological associations from Roman, Norse, and Babylonian traditions.
What did the Babylonians contribute?
They connected each day to one of seven visible celestial bodiesâSun, Moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, and Saturnâcreating the seven-day structure we still use today.
